unfreshing:

there’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house

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kitten-burrito: foramen-magnum: Because of this beautiful post. I would play the shit outta this.  >:]

kitten-burrito:

foramen-magnum:

Because of this beautiful post.

I would play the shit outta this.  >:]

i-can-sew-shit:

this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever

In case anyone is interested…

thismachinepwnsdaleks:

I now have a side blog which I will use to document my move to Maryland in a week and my subsequent adventures on the East Coast.

Follow me!

Reblog for the daytime crowd.

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Me: You need to start asking how big salads are before you order them. Elizabeth: No. I need to move back to a place where when you order a salad, you get a salad and not a boat.

Me: You need to start asking how big salads are before you order them.
Elizabeth: No. I need to move back to a place where when you order a salad, you get a salad and not a boat.

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